Anonymous Asked:
Sweggity swaggity hella cute but hella judging u

Yo son why you judgin me n shit.

Anonymous Asked:
Swiggity swaggot your ma fagget

Ew that’s a gross word.

feuilys:

i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why

(via fromunderthelosertree)

"Hey, curiosity killed the cat."
"Yeah, well, better that than an STD."

(Source: dudski, via falloutsam)

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: virginsacrificer, via codependentsoulmates)

rottendinosaurs:

meprobs:

Someone take my photoshop away

No one should take your photoshop away I fuckin died when I read this. 

(via radicalravenclaw)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

(via thesweetpianowritingdownmylife)

During a game of ‘Sibling-wed,’ it’s revealed that Chris once tricked his younger brother (Scott) into peeing his pants. x

(Source: alphalewolf, via falloutsam)